Thursday, September 10, 2009

Daysball (SP)

Wild card really pulled a fattie out of his pants this time. He currently believes that baseball games during the day vs. night is one of the greatest things alive. He also currently believes that he will win the presidency for the United States running on the theme of Daysball. There are many flaws with this plan my dear brother. Besides for the obvious reasons, I will point out a few things you may not have thought of. Firstly, you have to be 35 years of age in order to run for president and we all know you're probably not going to live past 30 (no offense). Secondly you wet the bed. I can't find a reason why this would stop you from becoming president, but it is against our social system set in place and it is "uncool". This phenomenon "daysball" is one of the most unappealing, self-righteous, indignified, homogenious, purposeless, menstral ideas I personally have ever heard of and regret to inform you that you are amazing despite this idea.

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