Sorority girls are bitches, and 5 reasons why they all suck

So what do you get when you put 30 sorority girls together and tell them to have for charity by playing kickball, naturally you guessed it exactly; you get jealousy, bitching and fucking crying. Sorority girls are quite simply rich bitches with enough money to pay for their friends so they can then make fun of other girls.

The simple process that girls use to join a sorority is quite simply fucking stupid. Wheras a fraternity decides who it wants through a brilliantly time tested flawless process of drinking and hanging out talking about brotherhood bonding activities such as football or their favorite drinking games friendships are formed, and even when there are no future involving that fraternity all fraternity brothers have some sort of common thing that allows them to not hate each other and still all get along. Sororities however use a process where they dress up and act like they have some sort of self worth other than dads fucking money, remember 90% of sorority girls are simply in college to find a man who then allow then to not fucking work for the rest of their whore lives while they go off and fuck the UPS man because they realize their existence has been simply to improve the lives of the cocks for men for their entire life past 8th grade. But regardless of that sororities decide who to give a bid to based off of some whore based recruiting process that places all the whores in one place, all the ugly crazy bitches in one place, all the semi attractive stupid fucking sluts in one place, and they continue to keep their hormonal selves all grouped perfectly. And that is simply the first reason why sorority are fucking dumb.

2. Chi Omega is the single worst organization on the fucking planet. While they make an attempt to be classy girls they are no better than a hooters waitress, why because they call themselves the hooters, that's right dads your little whore you pay too much for to go to private school so they can one day teach 5 year olds, is no better than a fucking Hooters whore.

3. Girls cannot work together in any way or compete against one another without crying because they have not realized that they are fully insignificant.

4. Sororites exist for the simple fact that girls who otherwise are too big of bitches and whores to find each other so they can then be sisters for life; which pretty much means a group that can share all their fucking problems and then bitch about each other to each other all the team as they continually sabotage each other through jealous bullshit games

5. Sororities exist simply as a response to fraternities and as a result of that they fucking suck because they failed miserably and they can't even have fun. No drinking or parties in sorostitute houses, no they are just simply legal brothels.