Wednesday, February 17, 2010

A letter to pussies who don't get Dayton

Dear Acker,

I understand that you don't believe what goes on at Dayton in regards to drinkin and shit, and that you don't believe this to be a "real" place, well heres to people who love to get drunk all the time and dont worry about stupid shit like being from fucking delaware, I bet less than 5% of the fucking people in the country have ever met someone from delaware.

Off of delware and on to more important matters, like we dont write on here that much any more, quite frankly we are generally too busy on the weekends drinking to make sure we remember anything.

Have fun on the east coast, enjoy being a damn stuck up yankee piece of shit, just like Wild Card, and GO SOX

Brains

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

God Damn Retards

Well shit man,

No one posts on this damn thing any more. I mean what have our lives come too. We used to update weekends like it was our damn job but no now we are fucking failing at that. So now I will update what in the world has been going on with my damn life.

1. I am becoming closer and closer to becoming a republican, why because Joe Biden is a damn retard
2. I have no idea what happened saturday night, way to go the Brains; simply put I failed to use my damn brain go unbelievable drunk and let my date leave. what a damn retard, she was hot, and actually still is assuming she didn't start playing soccer for the university of dayton and ruin her car/face by attempting to drive through a telephone pole.
3.Dogs are clearly the best damn animals on earth, and I really want one of them.
4.The Wild Cards AWESOME IDEA: Buy a pack of cigs, there are 20 in a pack. Now, what if one of those ciggarettes had weed in it but you didnt know which one assuming your retarded and didnt have any smell or taste and then damn your fucking high as balls. OOOO shit I smoked the weed cigarette. If you would like to know why part 1 makes sense refer to the previous idea from Wild Card who is also from the same meaningless East Coast state.
5. School is easy to loose focus on after you manage to go to school during the summer and then continue taking classes in the fall. WAY TOO MUCH CLASS WAY TOO LITTLE SLEEP and way too little drankin.
6. Dickie V is an idiot. Anyone can take some damn adderoll and rant for hours loudly and act they know what they are talking about. What the fuck do you think most every college student who takes that shit does. What pisses me off about the people who take that shit is 80% of the them will then argue that steriods doesn't belong in sports. Well guess what jerk offs adderoll is clearly a performance enhancer.

RANT OVER

THE BRAINS

Monday, November 9, 2009

about this weekend .....


...... I don't remember.


love,
The Muscle

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Double Dang and why I love country music damn im drunk

I am fucking drunk as piss i mean shit man. Well first off i just want to let everyone know that i typing with one eye open so that i can see tha danm screen. Holy shit i hate thefact that this website shows misspellings and shit and what not i am retarded and that is apparent by the previos sentences. Either way here goes a blog since none of my damn roommates right on this shit man,

I love county music. You know why? Because if you give the music a chance you will realize that the lyrics and shit are about real fucking life they are about the real world that we live in and generally about problems that we have all had or about getting drunk on a friday.

Country music brings people together other than fucking rednecks It pisses me off so damn much when people stereotype country music with shit they dont like simply because it is south, poor and all kinds of other bullshit lies, I'll tell you what is a bunch of god damn lies, every fucking rap song written in the last 30 years. Just give country a chance man it is the real fucking deal it is the songs about the shit that are what we all want and what we all real live on daily basis and if your ass doesnt believe that then fuck off! I mean i might be more redneck than the average person but fuck off man country music is the music of the real person. that bullshit cut your wrist music is horseshit and if that is really your true feelings for life then fucking cut your damn wrist and get it over with. Rock is pretty much dead except for a few band which lyrics are based in country music were life is based on the real god damn world,

I plan on wearing my boots out every damn day i can and in every situation possible and if you fucking disagree then fuck off and let me know and i will turn them into true fag stompers but dont make fun of what i love....... life, racing, baseball and golf and those are what i love so dont tread on that shit or ill let you know about your hypocritcal life you sons of bitches country is what i love and if you dont then dont let me know just let me live my life

shit im drunk and that was long

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Sorority girls are bitches, and 5 reasons why they all suck

So what do you get when you put 30 sorority girls together and tell them to have for charity by playing kickball, naturally you guessed it exactly; you get jealousy, bitching and fucking crying. Sorority girls are quite simply rich bitches with enough money to pay for their friends so they can then make fun of other girls.

The simple process that girls use to join a sorority is quite simply fucking stupid. Wheras a fraternity decides who it wants through a brilliantly time tested flawless process of drinking and hanging out talking about brotherhood bonding activities such as football or their favorite drinking games friendships are formed, and even when there are no future involving that fraternity all fraternity brothers have some sort of common thing that allows them to not hate each other and still all get along. Sororities however use a process where they dress up and act like they have some sort of self worth other than dads fucking money, remember 90% of sorority girls are simply in college to find a man who then allow then to not fucking work for the rest of their whore lives while they go off and fuck the UPS man because they realize their existence has been simply to improve the lives of the cocks for men for their entire life past 8th grade. But regardless of that sororities decide who to give a bid to based off of some whore based recruiting process that places all the whores in one place, all the ugly crazy bitches in one place, all the semi attractive stupid fucking sluts in one place, and they continue to keep their hormonal selves all grouped perfectly. And that is simply the first reason why sorority are fucking dumb.

2. Chi Omega is the single worst organization on the fucking planet. While they make an attempt to be classy girls they are no better than a hooters waitress, why because they call themselves the hooters, that's right dads your little whore you pay too much for to go to private school so they can one day teach 5 year olds, is no better than a fucking Hooters whore.

3. Girls cannot work together in any way or compete against one another without crying because they have not realized that they are fully insignificant.

4. Sororites exist for the simple fact that girls who otherwise are too big of bitches and whores to find each other so they can then be sisters for life; which pretty much means a group that can share all their fucking problems and then bitch about each other to each other all the team as they continually sabotage each other through jealous bullshit games

5. Sororities exist simply as a response to fraternities and as a result of that they fucking suck because they failed miserably and they can't even have fun. No drinking or parties in sorostitute houses, no they are just simply legal brothels.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Whores

Women are fucking stupid.